Never been, never going back

I was in town for a client and knew that Tuesday evening anywhere would be tough. But being alone and with nothing to do, why not? I went in soon after opening and waited 45 minutes for the first dancer to appear. She was on a central stage, behind the bar, so no chance at all at interacting. No nudity. Bikini all the way. When she got off stage she came over for a tip. I obliged. She then started in on the dance “specials” which based on pricing and not being at least topless were grossly overpriced and unappealing. The second dancer was Sasquatch incarnate. Do. Not. Go.