Shouldn't Have Bothered

As I described in my review of the nearby Henry the VIII, where I was not super-impressed with the line-up of girls, I got a free pass to check out Bogart's which is only three minutes away. It was a Sunday afternoon at 3:30 and I didn't expect much – and that's exactly what I got.

Free parking, $5.00 cover (waived because I had the pass), and bottled water was a whopping $10.00 at the bar. There were several stages, and three dancers on the stages. Shortly after I got there, they did a dancer showcase – which featured all *four* of the dancers working. I'm relatively easy to please, but not a single one looked anything close to attractive. One of the girls approached me (the least attractive of the bunch, naturally) and let me know that dances were $20, but "extras are available." The doorman told me that more dancers would be coming at 7:00, by which time I would be passing through security at the airport. I stayed less than 30 minutes and spent $11 – $10 for water and a dollar tip. I asked to a free pass to get back into Henry the VIII and three minutes later I had a girl's hand back up my shorts.

I just re-read the review I posted of my only other visit here (three years ago) in which I said I would not likely return. I should have taken my own advice. Oh, well.