I was in LV for a...

I was in LV for a buddy's wedding, and we went out last Wednesday for his bachelor party. He wanted to go out for all-nude. Having read the reviews on TUSCL, I pushed for Little Darlings, but I wasn't in charge of planning, so we ended up at Diamond Cabaret. No joke, there's only been one bigger disappointment in my long list of strip club visits. This is definitely the biggest rip-off joint I've ever visited, bar none.

There were only 7 girls working (3 5s, 3 7s (one of them a super-bitch), and a 9). They were all over us from the moment we waled in the door, saying, "All the real fun is in the private rooms, that's where all the other guys are." No, they weren't - there was one guy back there, and when he came out, he didn't even look happy.

The stage rotation was so short, we were looking at the exact same girl we had when we came in before we had been there a half-hour. The DJ kept brow-beating us to tip, and the girls would just sit there on stage and not move until you did. A couple of them were friendly and smiling, and teased us a little, but there was one bitch, Dana, who just laid there and frowned at you until you tipped, then looked bored as she swung her legs around a little.