Had a Good Time -- As Expected

Consider this review the impressions of an outsider, not a regular by any means. I was in Detroit a few years ago, visited Criket twice, and wanted a repeat. This time Criket was closest to my hotel, so it was first on my rotation. Visited on a Thursday from 1:45-3:30. Free parking in the large lot behind the club (the entrance is in the back as well), no cover, and $7.00 for stupidly-fancy-schmancy Voss bottled water at the bar.

Interestingly, the place was slow, busy, and then slow again during the short time I was there. Initially, there were only about 4-5 customers, then for a while every seat at the bar was taken and every booth or table had one customer, then about 3:15 there were, once again, plenty of seats available. Girls got topless on the small stage (two dancing at all times), and I saw no stage tipping at all while I was there. Not saying it doesn’t happen, I just didn’t see any.

There were about 10-12 dancers on duty. The first to stop by to talk to me at the bar introduced herself as Rachel Rockets, pulling back her bikini top to show me what she called her “rockets.” Rachel is a very pretty gal, well-spoken and very friendly, but her “rockets” were the size, shape, and (I assume) feel of very large, perfectly spherical cantaloupes, with large flat areolas and no protruding nipples. I passed, as this is not what I was looking for. Other girls whose names I remember were Maria, Elizabeth, and Cassie; sorry, I forgot the rest. Mixture of black and white (and maybe Hispanic), with most being white. All were attractive in one way or another, with a variety of body types. Linzee, whom I recognized as one of the dancers who posts here on TUSCL, danced on stage, but afterwards was in a booth with a regular, so I did not get a chance to talk with her. The girls were all friendly out on the floor, but not particularly handsy. The handsy part changed in the lap dance rooms.