Ritz Cabaret
504 S Broadway Baltimore, MD 21231

Just meh...

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prettyboyd
Aug 14, 2018, 6:06 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

I've been trying to like this place for a while, and last time I was in, the problem was no girls.

They've eclipsed that problem, and now they have LOTS of girls, but I guess I'm just an old square, because I like to see chicks hustle, and there isn't a single ounce of hustle in the damned place. The girls are good looking. I saw three or four 8s while I was there, but the problem is, they act like 10s, and that means automatic shitty attitude. They should ban phones from this place, because I watched at least half of the roughly 15 girls there sit and play on their phones the entire two hours I was there. If these chicks want my money, they're going to have to come get it. I tipped at the rail probably seven or eight times, and was hard pressed to even be acknowledged, much less thanked.

None of the girls really have that GND vibe I like, and the DJ is HOT FUCKING GARBAGE. DJ Allure (yeah, I know your name, because it was splashed all over every damned song you played) you need to have some situational awareness and figure out where you're playing. I have no clue how anyone keeps track of song counts in that place, because there's no way you can tell when one song ends and another begins. It's also clear you're garbage, because you obviously mix songs at home and bring them into the club rather than mixing on the fly, because every time you actually had to mix two pre-recorded tracks together, you fucked it up.

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