I wanted to like it more

I was beyond interested in trying out the MGM. It was a BYOB on the outskirts of San Antonio which was enough. So I show up and it’s tucked away in this dark corner of the highway, which wasn’t a great but also not a surprising start. I walk in and it’s clear that it’s going for a dive tone. Something I came to notice was this place didn’t seem particularly well managed. If you check their IG it says there are 7 stages but only two of them are really being used. It seemed like the manager had to beg dancers to take the stage. Also I was able to walk in without paying a cover. If just walked through the door and they didn’t notice me. There also didn’t seem to be a single waitress walking around which was odd. Also just a slight side note it didn’t seem Saturday busy and the reason for that apparently their was a shooting there a couple days ago. Upon researching this place a little this didn’t seem to be the first time in the last few months.

As far as the talent is concerned there was about 15-20 girls. About half are trying to get dances, more girls than I expected we’re just trolling on their phones, and I would about 5 of those you would actually want a dance from. I’m not saying I don’t like curvy dancers but a good chunk of these girls were a little bit too heavy on the hooves for my taste. Also it didn’t seem as if any of them could pole dance, a lot of twerking and floor dancing. There is zero BS with them though, they are immediately trying to get you into VIP and get down to business. Many of them were already suggesting extras within the first minute of conversing and with most of them it didn’t seem to take a ton of cash to get them to get those extras. It didn’t necessarily turn me on, especially since they were coming on so strong but they are there to be had. Another weird thing there didn’t seem to be any floor dancing happening, just strange.

I would eventually find a girl that I liked and I took her into VIP, which is was $20 for being able to watch them dance on the other side of a window or $50 for a wristband to get a booth. There seemed to be three of these booths that didn’t look like they were held together by duct tape and the power of prayer. They were very dark, hot and dingy. Although other than a guy who came by with a flashlight every now and again, they were quite private and suprisingly quiet where you could actually talk at a comfortable speaking level. Now as far as the dances go which were awesome from girl, all nude, heavy two way contact, I did not leave dissatisfied in that regard. I can’t quite tell you how much the dances cost though, I’m sorry that was not particularly clear what the standard was. With this girl I was able to get 12 dances for $140. So I would say other than the steep $50 band, your dollar goes a long way as far as the dances are concerned.