Where were the dancers?

Been to PT's quite a bit, you could call me a regular. I usually enjoy myself but today was a total bust. They charged a $10 cover at 5 PM on a Sunday. I went in and had my regular scotch neat. Was there for about 20 minutes and did even see a single dancer. My scotch glass was empty and there was no way I was ordering another one. Hit the road after 30 minutes never seeing a single dancer. I texted one of the girls I see regularly and the place was packed for a special event last night so I guess the girls took tonight off, I get that but don't charge a $10 cover for an empty club. Ugh.