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Meh

Purple Orchid
3275 S 61st St Philadelphia, PA 19153
Entered after an airport trip. Didn't get to sit down before Athena introduced herself. Gorgeous island accent but that was the only thing that set her apart. Small up top. Larger backside. Had a tummy. Might be 4 months pregnant. Might just like to eat. Conversation was strange -- she kept saying the same things every few minutes (ie "I like this song, it reminds me of ..."). Went to the open room for a dance, figuring I could get rid of her after a single dance. 2.1 dances later but charged for 3, I got out of there, no happier than I went in and nothing more risque than a nipple lick. After I sat back down, Ivey introduced herself. She seemed like a frank & candid woman. She was making a nice sales pitch. But my phone rang &I had to go. I've had worse times, but I've had lots better. Tuesdays are just not my day.

Adjudicators

grand1511
Not Enough Details Costs of cover/drinks/dances?
PaulDrake
Not Enough Details
Papi_Chulo
Not Enough Details A review should be written from the point of view of someone who's never been to the club - your review was more of a comment than a review - a review should specify: * cover charge (if none then state so) * parking situation (this i