Lessons Learned

I was at a barbecue on Sunday and had some beers in me and decided to grab some cash and stop by XTC. It was Sunday night and I was feeling alright. I got there about 9:30. I didn't have to pay 5 bucks to park so I was happy about that. The club was fairly dead. There were four or five dancers milling about the place. I grabbed a seat and popped open a cold one. The dancer on stage didn't do it for me so I was looking around the club assessing the situation. I was there for maybe five minutes and stripper came up behind me. Scared the crap out of me. Her name was Jemma. She wasn't all that pretty but she had a nice set of natural titties and big nips. Plus she was already buck naked and honestly I'm not that picky. She sat her naked ass in my lap and started squirming around and rubbing my cock telling me how much fun we could have in the VIP. Usually I like to hang out a bit before I head in but I was already buzzed and her wandering hands and dirty talk got me going. I paid my 25 bucks and we headed to the VIP. We got settled and she asked me how much I wanted to spend? I said I don't know what are talking about? She played coy and alluded to a happy ending and that I would be satisfied. It felt pervy to be explicit and ask if I could put my fingers in her puss or if she was giving me a hand job or what exactly was going to happen so I just rolled with it. FIRST MISTAKE. She asked me to pay her up front so I gave her two hundred bucks and we were off. SECOND MISTAKE. At first things were promising. The first couple of dances she was rubbing my cock through my shorts. She stuck her hand up my shorts a couple of times. After a couple of dances it became apparent that I was not getting my hands between her legs. I wasn't suckin on any nipples, things were slowing down. The dances were uninspired and lackluster, she didn't have any moves. Gone was the dirty talk and touching my cock. After about five dances she said she had to take a bathroom break. I was like what?? She said had to take a bathroom break. So she disappears for about ten minutes. I'm sitting there hoping she's getting high as fuck on coke or meth or something to lively herself up. It took so long I started fearing the worst, that she had dumb and dumber diarrhea or she was taking a gigantic meaty toilet cloggin shit. Any scenario was not erotic. She finally returned and I didn't ask questions. She sure as fuck didn't any coke because the dances were even more lethargic and boring. I shouldn't have paid her all that up front. I was done with her ass. But I was stuck and tried to make the best of it. Then they called her to the stage. She said wouldn't go and would tell them she busy with me. I said fine whatever, still trying to get some value from my overspending. She said needed 40 bucks. I said sorry, I'm tapped. Some bullshit about having to pay for skipping her stage turn. Fuck that, you ain't getting another dime from me. So she works it out and returns for a few more dances. Right at the the end she starts rubbing on my cock again and saying we can get together for a good time. She can bring her friend Destiny over and we can party for the right price. Oh you fucking pig, now you come to life. I said, that would be great, I can be disappointed by two women at the same time. She just laughed apparently not getting the sarcasm. So it was it over and I was ready for her to get the fuck off me. She kept asking if I wanted her number. I said no. Are you sure you don't my number? I am absolutely sure. I've never been more sure of anything. No I don't want your number. I was pissed and disappointed. I didn't say anything to her and I wasn't rude. It was my own damn fault. I know better. I've read to much bullshit on this website and had delusions of some crazy escapade happening. I wasn't thinking. No sense being mad at her. She's a stripper and whore evidently. That's what they do. No I was disappointed and mad at myself for being a putz. She seemed surprised and offended that I didn't take her up on her offer but honestly she wasn't that pretty. And there's lots of strippers with nice tits out there. But the lesson was learned and same mistakes don't be made again. I grabbed my beer and headed for the door.