Nope!

Okay, so I hit up Foxy Lady since it was on the way to the 7th Street clubs. It’s in a residential-like area south of downtown, somewhat close to the airport. The neighborhood in general seemed pretty run down, but safe’ish.

When I walked it, got the speech on drink prices from the door girl. $5 entry fee; $5 tip. I’m already down $10 but I consider that pretty normal. I walk to the bar, which is straight in front of you as you walk in. A waitress came up to me and told me to give me her order and she’d bring it to me. Not sure how normal this is for this club, but I rolled with it. A Corona and Red Bull (I needed caffeine) set me back $9.50 plus a $3 tip. At this point, I’m down $20+ and haven’t even seen titties.

Before the waitress could even set my drink down, a dancer approached me. We get through the intros, and waitress shows up with my drinks. She asks if I want to buy the girl a drink. I may have obliged, but the dancer (who claimed to be a 20 yr old college student) kept saying “that’s what’s up” to every answer I gave her. I was annoyed. Plus, her drinks started at $31 and go up in $16 increments. I declined. I’m not buying a $31 drink for a girl that’s not old enough to drink. The girl leaves. At that point, I’d made up my mind that I was going to quickly drink my beer/Red Bull and leave. I don’t remember her name, but she had long brunette hair, was solidly built (not muscular - just big boned) and had facial piercings.