Handy dance

So I decided I needed to check out LD. I had been here many many years ago and tried the bed dance and thought it was lame and not very seductive or able to produce any results. It was a super hot Vegas day and I had time to kill and apparently money to burn. It was very slow inside the club. NO stage dances and a few dancers hanging by the bar. No cover as long as I bought a drink. Within moments of getting my change back I was approached by a very fit attractive young lady who asked me ot sit with her as it was so slow. I was the only customer visible at the time. After the typical small talk about the heat and Vegas she told me about the dances. She informed me that she only did the bed dances in the back and asked if I wanted to see where it all happened.

Well, I ended up taking the tour of her private office which consisted of a raised platform that you could lie down on with what could only be described as a wedge where a pillow might be. The whole thing was covered in a padded vinyl fabric. Makes for cleaning up any spills that much easier. This was a timed deal so i was't worried about how long the songs were. She jumped on top and started humping away on top of me. To call this a dance is really surreal. She purred in my ear that she could make things better and asked for an insane amount for more fun. Too rich for my blood at this point. No tone to miss out on the opportunity to drain me and my wallet she suggested a less costly hands on approach. Without knowing it 'lil'jimmyb' decided to pull a bunch of $20's out and seal the deal. Lotion appeared out of no where and this vixen proceed to cause my friend to throw up all over himself. It was a draining that was needed but not worth the money. (2.6) I could have down better with room service at the hotel, but the thrill of the chase versus a sure thing is always a plus for me. As Elvis sang "regrets, I've had a few"