Dream House Visit

I found myself back in Denver for business last month. I had heard about Dream House and made it a point to stop by during this visit.

The opportunity presented itself after midnight after one too many beers downtown. I ordered a Lyft and was dropped off at a sketchy looking building and initially questioned my decision. I buzzed in and only had to wait a minute to be ushered in. I was seated in the "lobby" and told to wait while they wrangled the girls. The lobby was basically a waiting room with some comfy chairs and a water cooler. Once they were ready, they walked me to a room and told me to hang tight once again. This was a small room illuminated with a red-light. There was a couch to the right of the entrance, and a massage table along the adjacent wall. Two different women walked in, one slim AA woman in her early 20's and a thicker white brunette in her mid to late twenties. I opted for the brunette and she told me that it would be $100 for a half hour not including tip. She handed me a towel, told me that she would be right back and to get undressed, get on the table, and "don't be shy." This definitely threw me off a little, since it was so straight forward.

She came back into the room, undressed, and after asking if I had had a massage before, oiled her hands and my body and started getting to work. I hadn't really heard that this was a massage place, but I was pretty drunk and wasn't complaining one bit. To be clear, this was a full body massage, and her hands went up my thighs and teased a little bit, but there was ZERO stick shifting. The massage was actually pretty decent. After about 10 minutes, she encouraged me, "don't be shy" and told me that I could "take care of" myself while she was rubbing me down. I'm not one to argue, so I obliged. All told after tip, I walked out spending under $200.