I walked in and they scanned my ID. Good thang I still got my faker ID. A bouncer seated me at a table and I began to watch the show. There was a fat ass Rosie O'Donnell type on the stage at first. My eyes were burning and i felt a tap on my shoulder. This spinner sst on my lap and atarted running her hands through my beard and rubbing my ears. My leg was bouncingnlike bouncing like a dot getting scratched. I did a couple dances and she rode hard like a cowgirl. After 2 I stopped so I didnt have my squirting gun go off.
Later a cute south americaned girl sat with me and got me into vip. In the vip she roamed her hands all over my sausage and biscuts. She grabbed my hand and pet her tiger with it. AND GOD DAMMIT, SOMETHING STARTED GROWING INSIDE HER PANTIES. I PULLED THEM TO THE SIDE SND THERE WAS A TINY LITTLE MICRO PENIS. I WAS GETTING A HANDS ON DANCE FROM A MICRO TRSNNY. OH WELL i just went with it. And then.. THE GOD DAM BABY GRAVY WAS A SHITTY MESS.. not sure if I want to try that again
