Masshole likey

So I’m from Mass and I can now say with full confidence, we don’t do strip clubs well. I was in town for automotive business, just the one night but had some time to kill and this place was only a 7-minute Uber from my hotel. Game on!

Boy I was not quite prepared for the insanity (and by insanity I just mean the casual nature of the awesome depravity that goes on here)! So maybe insanity isn’t the right word because the vibe was fairly low-key.

$10 cover and I’m in. Takes forever for a waitress to come by, I’ve only got a few singles and they’re gone quick. 2 girls at a time on the main stage but no one was really tipping them. In these moments I feel a sense of guilt, like it’s my fault they’re not getting much attention, so I put a couple dollars down. Girls were cute, 7’s and maybe a couple 6’s so far.