THE CLUB - If they installed...

THE CLUB - If they installed poles, I'd think about upping my rating. "What?! No poles?!" you ask. "No poles." But fear not, I hear poles are on the way. But even without the poles, this place is still great. Yes, I agree with some of the other reviewers that this club could use a facelift. But it's not that bad (and they're aware of the need and plans are in the works). There are about 6 or 7 circular stages where girls dance (each seats maybe 12-15). There are also a ton of booths and tables surrounding the stages. Trust me, there are plenty of dark corners where you can have some fun. The bar service was great, both at the bar and with the ever-roaming waitresses. I think a Corona was $8, which isn't too bad in Vegas. Also, the DJ here is great. You seldom hear the same song twice in a night. And they do lots of special events with UFC fights, boxing, etc.

THE GIRLS - As with every single club I've ever been to, the quality of the girls ranges from not so cute to stunning. I'd say 5s to 9s (no one is perfect). (Sidenote - we did see an adult video starlet while we were there. Not as a performer, just as a guest. I'm told that happens quite a bit.) And as with every club I've ever been to, the approaches taken by the girls varied. Of course there were the girls who walked up to you, sat down, and said, "you want a dance?" (Here's a little note to all of you dancers out there - most guys hate this approach. This is all one big fantasy. Nothing ruins that faster than reminding us that we have to pay for your company. The only approach worse than this is when you simply start to dance on us and tell us that you're dancing for us and then you demand money. That one really sucks. Please don't do that.) That being said, I was pleasantly surprised at the number of girls that came up to the guys in my bachelor party and simply started a conversation. After 5, maybe 10, minutes, they would eventually ask if we'd like a dance, and most of the time we did. And a good time was had by all. The general rule in OG seems to be that you're allowed to play with the girls' breasts. All of the girls we got got dances with were completely fine with that. Most of the girls also treated us to the occasional package squeeze. Guys, here are some names for you... Jeanette - small hispanic/italian looking girl, large breasts, usually wearing glasses with thick black frames. This girl gives a great, sexy lap dance. Toni - tall hungarian girl with medium breasts. If you like legs, you've found your girl. Peyton - the 5'2" (large breasted) girl next door. Peyton is cute as hell, and gives a really sensual lap dance. (She told us she was thinking about changing her name, so you might have to ask the DJ about her.) With some girls you get the sense that they're bored but you've got money so they'll go through the motions. Not these girls. They all seem to really enjoy what they're doing. If you take my advice and spend some time with them, tell them about this review.

THE $$ - Cover is $20. Beer was $7-10. Mixed drinks started at $8. A lap dance in one of the main rooms is $20/song. VIP room starts at $100/3 songs, but I think there's also a mandatory $40 bar tab along with that. (None of us got a VIP dance, so the details are a little fuzzy.)