Run of the Mill

Six months passed since my last bad visit, so it was time to check for improvement. Ended up hitting this place twice in two weeks (at different afternoon times); first visit was very standard, second was a ROB disaster partially caused by my own failure to play the game correctly but mostly caused by dancer Seriah aka Lilly playing bait and switch.

Club is still deserted: 4-5 dancers and 2 PLs at each visit. $10 admission plus one $5 or $6 drink paid at door (the second visit there was no one working the bar so never could get my drink). Physical layout is nice enough: small round stage in middle of room; lots of tables and benches for chatting with the dancers; open cubicles behind a pony wall for regular dances ($10-15 topless and $20-30 nude, depending on days/specials; VIP rooms are behind fairly opaque curtains but no doors. $105 regular price for 15 minutes but many specials like $75 on Thursdays, $80 on another day -- check the website. Tuesday was 2 for $20 nudes. If you sit at the tip rail, they WILL put the girls up on stage. Most girls seem to work the room from the stage rather than the floor, but that could have been a function of how few patrons were there and of the fact that I was sitting up at the stage.

Dancer quality remains hit and miss. As with the Synn chain in general, mostly Latina and mostly chubby. This club has more African American dancers, and currently there is one calling herself India who has a truly rockin' athletic muscle body with very low body fat, and a nice face (and big curly mop top). Unlike most girls here she actually smiles and acts like she likes her job, but I could not pull her for a dance because the other patron each time were obviously regulars there to see her and she beelined to each of them after stage show and never came up for air. Did see a tiny gorgeous Latina spinner wearing black lace, going by Kat; but she never took off more than her top on stage. I ignored that bad omen and got a regular 2fer nude, which was fine but low mileage and no heat or indication of VIO being worthwhile. Too bad since she is hot hot hot. Only other girl I found attractive was Velvet, an older MILF-ish Asian Indian with large C-D boobs, a thin lower body, a pretty face and long thick black hair. Took her for dances without talking first, mistake since she "got to know me" by talking through first 3 songs with only mild grind and FFZ north. Once she started a little SSTP on song 3 and noticed the response, she shut up and shifted into a new gear; after that the dance was quite good. Immediately hit me up for VIP where she "guaranteed" I'd leave happy, but would provide nothing specific re how or how much, so I took a pass (I had plans for anther club regular since this club wasn't doing the trick). Probably will check roll call on days with VIP specials, as she is worth another try -- so long as it is at the discount.

And now my ROB tale of woe. After the Kat dance frustration, I wanted to get relief so I tracked down the slightly chubby but big-boobed Iranian MILF who spent the entire stage dance being and speaking as filthy horny as possible toward me, then hit me up with the "I'm horny; let's VIP and you can do whatever" pitch. Figured it was at least a HJ just for VIP price, given her look and pitch. But no. Took me back and didn't even strip or approach me once on the clock, just started negotiating ridiculous GPS prices with no specificity of acts, even with me trying to nail it down. And demanded tip up front. This went on and on for at least 5 minutes, even after I said "I don't tip in advance and I don't want to negotiate, just strip and dance." Once I rose to leave she jumped on my lap, grabbed me through my pants, held up a condom and said OK $100 for everything. I sat back down and she started up pre-pay demands and the bargaining GPS demands again. Still no dancing. I told her she was ripping me off and she accused ME of ripping HER off by not agreeing to her terms. I tossed her off like an unwanted lap cat and walked out, with her following and haranguing me. I thought about complaining that she never danced, but Synn management is notorious as a clip joint purveyor so I knew that was a waste of effort. So out the door I went, regretting letting the little head do the thinking and not nailing down terms beforehand. PS she told me her name was Lilly even though they'd announced her on stage as Seriyah; I think she was trying to avoid the poor reputation she'd built up from on-line reviews. But I didn't check (another error) and only later learned that she was notorious both here and at Synn COI for these same tactics. Well, I won't repeat that mistake. Boycott this ROB bitch.