God Bless America!

SHAZAM! Did I have a good time? Get’r-done! (Translation: hell yes)

I have been a monger for 20 years. Mostly in the southeast US. I have helped out-of-town’ers and other southeast locals select the right club for them and exchange intel on the dancers, prices, etc. For my 1st trip clubbing in Miami, I read the reviews and saw a lot of options. Since I would be tight on time during the day and didn’t want to bounce between clubs at night, I reached out to the local expert, Papi-Chulo. He and I have different tastes, but I recieved excellent advise appropriate for my tastes. A BIG THANK YOU P-C!

With the help of P-C, I boiled my club choices down to Dean’s Gold and Diamond Dolls (see companion review). I was advised DG was the higher-priced, night time only, best quality girls with a better ethnic variety of girls club. DD was the more economical club, more cuban-girl dominated club, but still with a low % mix of ethnicities. Both clubs offer a full menu, albeit at different price points.