Relaxed Vibes, pretty girls, cheap drinks.

I checked out Titillations on a Monday afternoon, got there around 3:45pm (they open at 3) and stayed until 5. I parked across the street in a lot marked for Titillations. Pretty quiet area, right next to the Watsessing NJTransit train station. As advertised, there is no cover charge.

There were two bartenders who were very attentive. Guinness was $4 (12oz glass, not a pint). Coors lite bottles $4 also. There is a full menu but I didn't get any food. I paid for my beer with a $20 and received all singles as change. The overall atmosphere was good. Dim lighting, music wasn't anything too loud or obnoxious. There were around 10 people there spread around the bar, which wraps around the central stage. Before I left I got a double espresso for $2 which was quite good.

The stage has two poles and a swing. I think there were 8 or so girls on shift. 2 or 3 would be on the stage at a time for 10-15 minutes. As it is a "bikini bar" they wore anything from a thong and bra to a one-piece jump suit kinda thing but no topless action. Most of them just kind of shuffle around up there, walking around in circles. There were 3 girls that did actually use the pole and knew what they were doing (throw them a few extra bucks). The girls are generally tall and thin and pretty. "Super Model" type. White and asian, one latina. If you like rambunctious thick girls this isn't the spot for you. After being on the stage for a bit they come down and stop by each person at the bar to collect a tip. Some are more chatty than others, I didn't talk to any of them very much but they were all nice and weren't pushy. A couple dancers wander the bar as well, offering dances which I did not partake in. I gave the club a "6" for value and a "7" for dancers because it's hard for me to go much higher than that when you are dishing out tips and the place isn't even topless. Also the girls could definitely learn to shake their asses better, twerk lessons anyone?