Bazooka's Showgirls
1717 Main St Kansas City, MO 64108

Not great, but maybe I didn't give them a fair chance.

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realjunker
Jun 25, 2018, 10:42 PM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

I had a little time before I needed to hit the road for a long drive and thought I'd give Bazooka's a try. I got there around five and it was pretty dead. I saw five different girls dance, which I think was the entire day crew. There was a pretty big girl(who did a handstand, so good for her), a tall very thin girl, a couple of semi thick attractive Latino girls and one girl who reminded me of someone who could be a porn star (young, small, but with pretty nice breasts for her frame).

After seeing all the girls dance I got a lap dance from one of the Latino girls. She was very nice and seemed pretty cool and gives a pretty nice lap dance with some pretty nice grinding and just a really fun vibe. I probably should have gotten more dances from her then because she left right after the one dance I got from her. I also got a lap dance from the "porn star" looking girl. Her dance wasn't as good. No real grinding and just not as fun as the previous dance. She also seemed kind of put off when I declined a second dance. Her personality didn't really click for me so she made me a little uncomfortable. Her body was so nice I got the lap dance anyway, but I should have trusted my instincts. I thought about sticking around for the night shift, but I really needed to hit the road. I think if I'd stayed I'd have wound up getting a hotel and spending the night in KC instead of driving home. It's possible I would have had a much better time with the night crew, so part of me thinks this review isn't entirely fair, BUT it is what happened.

One thing that was nice is that they didn't really hassle me about buying a bunch of drinks. I drank one bottle of water and that's it (they don't sell any booze). Based on a sign I saw I figured I'd be buying a bottle of water every half an hour to keep them happy, but that wasn't the case. There was a $15 cover, but they give you a stub so you can leave and come back.

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Not great, but maybe I didn't give them a fair chance.