Sometimes it goes like that

I should have known. The evening was off to a bad start from the beginning. I'm trying to pull into the parking lot and a big SUV is blocking the entrance. The doors open and drunken white frat boys start falling out of the vehicle like clowns from a clown car. They finally all out get out and then clog up entrance to venue. It took 15 mintues to get these dumb ass punks in because of problems with daddy's credit card. Anyway, I get into the club and find a seat. It was about 9:30 on Saturday night and it was pretty crowded for that time of night. They have a new dollar dance event where the girls come and dance for thirty seconds for you and then move on. Which is fine, it's good a idea to get them up of their asses and off their phones. One bimbo with huge fake knockers came over and gave me a dollar dance. She stuck my head between her rock hard tits and almost bounced me to death. Not a great start.

XTC is an all nude club. It's hit or miss like anything else. This night was a miss. There were several ladies from Laredo who all came up and were spending the weekend in Austin Stripping. I can't remember any names, I don't know how you guys do it. Over the night, I ended up with dances from two of them. I bought the VIP for 20 bucks. Both were Latina and 7's. They were ok. They both said the dance was 20 or 30 for touching, so I went with 30. I got two dances from each. Both were underwhelming and bordered on boring. Touching meant boobies and that was it. I headed back out and it was more crowded and harder to find a seat. But I did. The only hot white chick in the place was not leaving the Frat boy convention and I guess I can't blame her. I'm sure she took them for all they had. A cute little latina spinner came and over and we headed to the VIP. She was a little more energetic, I got three dances from her, no 30 dollar upsell. But she kept trying to upsell me to super secret VIP. She wasn't fine enough for that. I went back out and chilled and drank a beer. I made one more trip to the VIP with another big natural breasted Latina. She gave me the same 20 for nude and 30 for touching. I went with the 30. I only had one dance from her. It was fucking lame. She was shocked that I tapped out after one dance. I said let me up I've had enough. Tonight ain't happening. Sometimes it goes like that. I still like this club, just a disappointing night. I hope the 30 bucks for touching doesn't become a thing there. If so, I guess I'll have to chat em up and see what exactly 30 dollar touching mean.s