$5 Dances

I guess you could say I am a regular. I usually tip the guy in the parking lot and he gives me a coupon worth $5 off of admission, so zero sum game there. On Monday and I believe Wednesday, they have $5 dances from 7-11. Okay, so why am I complaining. Well, I prefer the VIP over dances out on the floor. The problem is, that during the period of the $5 dances, the songs are at most 2 minutes long. Makes the $20 per dance in VIP sting a little. I verified it. As soon as the DJ announced the dance special to be over, the songs went back to 4-5 minutes per song. The other problem, is that when I refuse the offer for a dance while I'm waiting for the dance special to be over, it's hard to get them back to me when I'm ready. Just a little complaining on my part.