Spearmint Rhino
15004 Oxnard St Van Nuys, CA 91411

Met a Kinda Crazy Gal

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EvanSamuels41
Jun 19, 2018, 4:34 AM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

Stopped into SR Van Nuys around 4pm on Friday as I headed home. When I arrived, the guy at the front said there were 8 girls working. Yet during the 90 minutes I stayed, I never saw more than the same 3. There was also just 1 other guy in the club so it wasn't exactly hopping. One of the women looked to be about 50; which you know she looked good for 50 but not what I want in a strip bar. Another girl, a brunette, looked okay, a 6 maybe even 7 I didn't get a great look at her. The girl who stopped by when I first sat in was a tall glass a water who was either light skinned black or perhaps mulatto (or perhaps some other ethnic concoction) but she had a nice body and pretty enough face and she went by the name of Pressley. At first, I thought she was a bit of an oddball. She spoke really softly, gave me a sweaty, wet noodle shake of the hand and didn't seem to be able to understand my questions, such complicated queries as "How are you?" She told me she just started working a few weeks ago; that she used to work at the PlayPen but that the guys were "dirty" and would just "whip it out" and she didn't like that. She said this club was classier. She became a little more coherent as the conversation went on, talked to me about her mom and even showed me a picture (she was very focused on showing me a picture of her mom on her phone), we talked about her roommate - a supposed webcam model and junkie - and that she was shocked by what goes on in the club, only to later tell me that she sometimes parties too and that she's been to strip clubs in Jamaica where they have sex on stage. So I didn't really know what to expect with this one, but with no other options I gave her a ride in the 3 song area and this girl is wild. She's extremely sensuous, sticking her hands down my pants and then, out of nowhere, shows me a condom she supposedly found on the floor and says "do you believe somebody left this here." This girl did not just start working at clubs 2 weeks ago lol. So we get another set of dances but before that I have to go to the bartender to get some of those chips and she says she's going to be right back. I gave her $100 for the dances but when she comes back she says I only gave her $80. I know it's complete BS but at this point I just let it go. I'd already committed to another set of private dances so I decide to go for it and even though they weren't private at all as the curtain never closed and the bartender could practically see inside, she still proceeds to try to get very personal with me. But we're out in the fucking open and I can't do that shit. It was also at this point that I came to realize I'm pretty sure she was high as she nearly tripped twice on the step getting out of and coming back to the area were in. I put a stop to the proceedings; she was hot and it was fun but a little too much exposure for me. We exchanged numbers but I think she was ticked at me because I didn't tip her because well she lied to me prior to that. She was a fun girl, a dirty girl and probably a troubled girl. I'm not sure what to think of the whole experience with her.

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