hoovered up

After reading reviews of all the clubs in detroit (LOVE tuscl for the ability to do research) I opted to hit the Coliseum. Uber driver waived through toll booth and dropped me at door. Paid cover and had to pay mandatory coat check for my hoodie. Front bar was packed with PL's and dancers. Table/booths all marked reserved so I found myself at the back bar. Ordered a beer and turned to watch stage show. 3 on stage tonight and they moved to different parts after a song. Songs were all running at the 3 minute mark. Use this to figure VIP value. Example 30 minutes in VIP= 10 songs. $20 per song=$200. If VIP is under $200 you win!

After 15 minutes or so a stunningly good looking dancer approached. Typical small talk until she found out it was my first time there. She then suggested we go on a tour of the VIP rooms for $$$$$. I declined but did decide to go for some dances. This broke 2 of my rules. 1. Never go for a dance with the first dancer who asks you. 2. Never get a dance from a smoking hot dancer. (GPS). Paid the bouncer the $10 fee for the curtained cubicle and tipped him $5. He was happy.

Dances were $20 each and by 2nd song she was on the upsell. Asked what I wanted and I suggested a lesson in French. She said I was in luck as she loved French. She quoted away too high price and I countered with $$ for all the dances and the lesson. She got the bag all set up and proceeded to pull the seat cushion into my ass with her suction ability. So much slurping noises I thought I was at a 7-11. Decent eye contact as well. Finished up and she went about wiping down all of the forensic evidence and tucking away the guilty parties.

I figured out that in an extras club the dancers will more than likely carry purses.