A Little Massage

Went into this club because I wanted to try out some seduction techniques to see if they would work on these dancers because many don't speak English. Sometimes I get tongue-tied when a hot dancer approaches and it's hard enough getting them interested when they know English - think about how hard it is when they only know Spanish. So I ordered a Corona and waited for some cute dancer to walk by. My mistake was to catch a girl's eye and think that if I massaged her hand a little, she would automatically get very friendly and ready - I massaged the first dancer's hand for a full 5 minutes and she said "not now baby, I have food coming". The next dancer just wanted a drink. Yeah so I had two strikes on me and was on my second beer, went up to the stage where two dancers were sitting and started massaging one dancer's shoulders lightly (thinking she might even slug me) but she said "deeper baby" and "I like that" so we spoke broken English and I kept on with the massage. She took a turn dancing on stage and flashing her boobs - after, I wasn't sure what she would do - she came right over to the bar and said mas masaje en la sala which I knew meant more in the back - so we agreed on terms and had a nice session in back. I learned that it doesn't work every time - but this is one club where you won't strike out four times a day like ballplayers do. Just consider it a great club that's better than the minor leagues.