Kum'n'Go

oof. what a choice to make. Had some time to kill before heading home and I was already in the area, so I decided to see this freakshow. Had been about 3-4 years since I last stopped in, and I remember that being disappointing.

As I walked in, there were several irregular persons hanging outside, one of them grilling, seemed more like a very tiny family BBQ.

Paid $25 Cover fee. Sat down. Only one fugly lady was dancing. A few seconds later, a few twig bitches started teaching a newbie to dance on the pole at the second stage. Otherwise, the other dancers seemed to be chilling and chatting amongst themselves, ignoring the patrons.

Finally a Cuban girl approaches me. We overcome the language barrier (English is the only language I know, and not many of the dancers' native tongues). We negotiate a full-contact dance for $20. She leads me to the front lobby and I pay another $25 to get a VIP bracelet (i forgot about that old trick here).