quiet but, at least for me, cheap

For the budget minded who don't want the ethnic flavor of the Secrets club down the road this place might work.

They wanted no cover but either a $8 drink purchase of a $12 lap dance wrist band purchase. Fortunately you can see the whole club from the podium where you pay. They also wanted to scan my ID and I didn't want that either. On being told the entry requirements, I turned around to see two very unattractive dancers sitting near the entrance and a third slightly less unattractive dancer with a table full of Latin guys not to much further away. The decor was less rundown that I expected given the VERY ramshackle appearance of the outside of the building. Since I had already asked how many dancers were working and had been told four and since I had already eliminated 75% of the dancer population plus the prospect of having my ID scanned I elected not to pay either of the entry options and I just left. I had already seen everything that was needed to make a decision. Other might like this place and as a lowbrow option (usually what I go for) it had potential but it just needed a couple more attractive dancer options.

Obviously, 4 pm on a Thursday isn't prime time.