My First Strip Club
This was my first ever strip club visit, so I may not have paid attention to the subtle details everywhere, but the experience will be burned in my mind forever.
I arrived on a Tuesday night around 9:00pm, greeted by a lovely lady who took my cover fee ($10), and a very nice gentleman (I dont say bouncer because he wasnt an arrogant meathead) who took me to my seat. I had the whole place to myself, there was one other patron sitting on the patio outside smoking; now that i think about it he may have been a manager, no one seemed to pay him any attention and he was on his laptop disinterested in the entertainment. The club was small and tidy, dimly lit but with more than enough light to find your way around. There were maybe 15 seats around the only stage and about 10 small tables, I chose a table and ordered a Dr. Pepper. The music was probably at the perfect level, loud enough to be heard, but not overbearing when trying to hold a conversation or order drinks; the DJ did, what I think a DJ should, announced the dancers and played music nothing more nothing less.
There were three dancers working the stage that night, only two of which worked the room after they danced. The routine went something like this; song 1 was a bikini dance to get the show started, song 2 was when the clothes came off, song 3 was the top walk, then the next dancer started her routine. I didn't catch any of their names, or at least wasnt wowed enough to remember them, so will rank them least favorite to most favorite; on not a big fan of the number scale since my 10 night be your 8 or vice versa. Dancer 1 was a thick Latina probably in her late 20s or early 30s, who I had zero interaction with; she did her two song set, did her tip walk and headed straight back to a table next to the DJ and stared at her phone. Dancer 2 was a very attractive blond white girl in her early to mid 20s, she did her set and sat down to talk to me. We had a short conversation then made our way back to the lapdance room (5 big leather chairs in what seemed to be a closet) she sat on my lap while we waited for a song to finish; this was the dissapointing part, as the song began she turned around and basically just grinded (ground, grinded?) her ass on my crotch for the entirety of the song. I paid her and went back to my seat. Dancer 3 was a M.I.L.F., not in the pornstar sense but like I wouldn't have minded taking her home with me, she was white with dirty blond hair in her 40s. She did her set than sat down with me, we had a short conversation then headed back to the lapdance room (I should mention lapdances are in a bikini, nothing showing). We waited for the song to finish then she started her performance, much better than the last girl, she was all over me, it was great! She gave me little peeks at her tits here and there, maced my hands to he ass and squeezed my hands around her soft tits. I was there for 3 amazing songs.
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