Parade, parade, parade

I sat at the bar and gave them a card, only to then be told it's a $35 minimum, so my plan to nurse a beer ($9) and a water ($7) were shot. Behind the giant bar is a stage where dancers -- and I use the term loosely -- sway back and forth. Only a small handful of the 20+ girls there put in the slightest bit of effort, so don't go in expecting much in the way of poll work or shaking. KC, Hope, and another whose name escapes me were the only ones putting on a show. One Latina literally STOOD there and rocked back and forth for 2 minutes before walking around asking for dollars.

That brings me to my next point -- the dollar parade is ridiculous here. They have 3-4 girls on stage at any time, and songs cut a little under 3 minutes, so all 4 girls will do the parade at the same time. Then 4 new girls come on stage and repeat the process 4 minutes later. Even if you are having a 1-on-1 conversation with another dancer or getting a massage, they will interrupt and ask for a dollar. It got to the point where I had to tell them I ran out of change.

Dancers all fall into one of the following categories: