sinclair's Review

Club Wet has not been reviewed in eighteen months, so I decided to do some reconnaissance. The club is now called Blue Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club. It is located next to a gun store. I arrived a half hour before the nine o’clock shift change on a Friday night. There was a $5 cover. Sincweisers in sixteen ounce aluminum bottles are $4. (Non-Utah residents should be warned that all beer in Utah is 3.2% alcohol by volume). I did buy a cocktail for a dancer later in the night and that was a reasonable $5. There are ten beers on tap. The bespectacled brunette waitress, Cassi, was helpful and attractive. There is a kitchen on site. Tacos are $1 each on Tuesdays.

Blue Sapphire is basically a topless stage show. A tabletop built around the perimeter of the stage enforces a “three-foot rule”. The stage is about four feet off the floor; it is kind of awkward to tip. No contact with the dancers is allowed at the stage. In Utah, strip clubs that serve alcohol are not allowed to have lap dances. The stage has a twenty foot tall pole and two runways fenced by railings. The dancers get pretty creative incorporating the railings into their dance sets. Dancers do interact with customers on the floor, but they must put on a dress or robe. You might be able to sneak in a little discrete groping. There is no smoking inside, but there is an outdoor smoking patio on the backside of the building.

Despite the strict rules, there were a number of attractive dancers that I would have loved to bang. Perhaps the fact that there is no contact motivates better looking young women to strip here versus a seedy, full contact dive. Most dancers are white, slim, in their early twenties, and have natural breasts. Dancers are required to wear pasties over their nipples. Two dancers were on stage at a time, one on each of the two runways.