Bogarts Lounge
30100 Michigan Ave Inkster, MI 48141

In need of an oil change....

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0ddJob69
Jun 4, 2018, 6:41 PM
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I have been to this club probably a half dozen times since my last review. All day visits and one nighttime visit. Literally three of the visits had the same crew - Debbie, Tori, Dee Dee, Carrie, and 2 others. A couple others visits had Brooke, Lola, and one other younger blonde added to the lineup. My most recent visit a week ago saw the return of Michah, who was on something or completely wasted when the club opened already. She could barely stand and disappeared (not upstairs) at some point for a long while. Probably passed out somewhere.

First off, I have this nag with all three Hamilton clubs and the ladies. What is the point of having $10 dance days if no one honors them. Most of the ladies, if you are new to the club or haven't seen one before and want to test drive to see how she is in back, won't do $10 dances. $20 is what they all quote even on $10 days. I realize this is Bogies, but at H8N, that happened to me when I actually saw a new, yes, new dancer on her first day ever, and it showed. Really, they already programmed her to say no to $10 dances on her first day and she sucked on stage and in back....and not in a positive way. I bring it up, because I saw it happen to three dudes at the table next to me where i could hear the conversations. What BS. We a PL's need to figure out a way to get the clubs to honor the advertised dance prices again in Detroit and other places that advertise one thing, but encourage (or allow) ladies to negotiate otherwise. I am fine with the flat fee crap, but sometimes when we have doubts, on a $10 day we should be able to pay $10 to find out if we want to invest more.

So back to the most recent visit, or any of my visits since the last review, it was lame. Approached with the same rehashed dancer opening lines. Other than Brooke and Lola, the ladies were very unenthusiastic on stage and in approaching customers. I kept waiting for Brooke or Lola to make it over (for those that know me, I don't chase the women beyond tipping at stage occasionally to let them know I have an interest). If they come over, great, if not great, I save cash to spend on someone somewhere else that does want to show a little more personality and effort. I think they would have made it eventually if I had all day, but other PLs were seeing the same thing and snatching them up before they made it to my table. If you sense I am tired of day shift, you are correct. So when I had a layover a few weeks back, I gave night shift a try thinking it may have a younger or at least more appealing lineup. I am going to assume my night visit, a Friday night visit at that, was an anomaly. I could not believe my eyes. Day shift Bogies was better than the visible lineup on a Friday night, no way. Hefty, overweight, hard rode women who clearly were around the block two or three times too many. Just not impressed. So I took a pass and tried H8N and H8S (where of all places, I found my best luck on that evening with nightime Kelsey).

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