Not worth my time - Drive to Tampa

First of all, when you market yourself as a nude club, I expect the dancers to be nude. It is not a difficult concept to understand. If I go to a pizza restaurant I expect them to have pizza, a hambuger joint, I expect to have hamburgers. And if you are going to be a nude strip club, I expect the dancers to dance nude. In this case, I expect them to at least remove something. Many of them did not even bother to remove thier tops. What the _________. If the dancers are too lazy to strip at a strip club, then call yourself a bikini club.

This place is awful. Arrived about 10:30. There was an average crowd. There was a lot of fat women. I don't usually say things like this, but this was an half-size heaven. It was hard to look at. One girl was so bad, as soon as she came on stage, four customers walked out. There are certain things, you just don't want to see.

One of the dancers, just sat on this large silver circle swing. For three songs straight she just sat on the swing and did nothing. She once got off the swing and walked to the side of the stage to talk to a regular. Other than that, three songs of nothing.