More like Nightmare Girls (Although I'm Sure I'm not the first to say it)

Had a rae opportunity to visit Minneapolis MN and after much research I thought I'd come to Dream Girls and check out the bed dances. What first struck me was the fact that as you enter the front door, it's not clear how to get into the club because it's upstairs. Once I got up there this rather morose guy tells me its $10 cover and $12 non-alcohol drink unless you want a Red Bull in which case it's $17. I walk in with my $12 WATER and am immediately approached by an older dancer (I think her name was Summer), but I was OK with her - she had a nice personality and was real handsy as we were standing there. Looked like a nice enough rack an a nice ass - so she suggests to go to the 3 for $90 bed dance. I look at the other 4 dancers and they were pretty skanky, so I rolled the dice. Snake-eyes - she took off her bra and hers were the most depleated wrinkly sacs suppended by two hard bolt-on implant that were haed as a rock. She kept shoving them in my face and mouth but it was like someone shoving half-fulled baggies full of BBs. I hate to admit this but I cut the 3 songs short by acting like I was confused on the count. Hated to have to pay for that but I just count it as research. Place sucks.