Another visit to the Everglades.

Welcome to Porky's Pen where you can party with all the Cuban dancers you want as long as you can say "Si" and have dinero. Some of them might actually take off their bottoms on the second song. Good news. New arrivals coming from Miami daily. Watching the pussy parade is exciting. There are a few cute ones mixed in with the chubby over the hill ones. It's just one after the other walking round and round the club. Some times stopping to rest on the sofas.

And the good thing is that you don't have to buy them drinks. No habla English. Just say si and they will spend the entire song with their mouth shut and their backs to you grinding away on your Pinga. Yes folks that means cock in Cuba. Some of them will go further with their hands and a quicky is usually available in VIP for the standard $152.

So all you boys from Angel Beach c'mon down. Plenty of mandatory valet parking starting at $5 in the early afternoon and no cover Mon-Fri. $5 on weekends. Night time prices slightly higher due to the ghetto factor. Lots of Rachero musica. Your neighborhood drug dealer is usually there by 2 or 3 PM.