a semi-bikini bar with thick disinterested dancers

I came at 930pm, $10 cover. Since it was surprise raining that night, I was a bit wet running through the rain. The bouncer playfully or seriously tried tri to deny entry, asking me "how are you going to get dances if you are wet?". I made an excuse it wasnt in the forecast, he said it was, he backed down but said he wont let me in next time if I am wet. I got a not through pat down. No metal detector. No coat check, everyone stays with their coat.

Large rules sign near door says no durags, no cameras, no tank tops, no drugs, no outside food or bevs, 2 drink min, "no smacking or touching anywhere", no photos or we will delete them off your phone. Somewhere where a cust isn't supposed to see, I saw a sign for staff saying "1 drink every 20 minutes". IDK if that is enforced, it wasnt on me. Owner is clearly anal.

Music is typical trap music. You need foam ear plugs in this club.