It was the best of times, It was the worst of times

Another trip to XTC. I like to show up a bit early in the evening before it gets too crowded. It's one of the few establishments that allow smoking which does drive me crazy but I'm there to see naked ladies, so whatever. If you've never been there before it's fairly standard BYOB nude club. $5.00 bucks to park. $25.00 bucks to get in. Metal detector and pat down upon entrance which doesn't bother me, I'd rather have those things in place. Things were just starting to pick up when I arrived at about 10:30. I like to have a few beers in me before I head to the VIP. I always get the VIP bracelet, but like to wait until there is a lady I like enough to go there with. Otherwise they circle you like a shark with blood in the water if get it first thing upon arrival. A lovely young Cuban lady came up and we managed to determine that going to the VIP would be a good thing. We got there and she sat on my lap in uncomfortable silence until the next song started as my spanish is no bueno. She appeared to have very nice natural breasts in the bikini top she was wearing. She got naked and quickly became evident that her breasts were not natural. In fact there the worst breast job I've even seen. She had huge scars from the bottom of her nipples to the underside of her boobs. These things were like 1/4 inch thick. It was horrific. I never seen anything like it. It was like she got hack saw and had Dr Frankenstein do her boob job. I felt horrible for to scar and mutilate herself like that. I didn't even want to touch them. I sat through two dances as a courtesy and said let me up I've had enough.

I headed back out to the main floor and was feeling I might be ready to go. I sat there and drank another beer when I noticed one of the few white women that will occasionally be available. She caught me staring at her came over and sat with me. She was a 10. She had long brown hair in pig tails. Beautiful smile. Big firm titties. She's one of the prettiest strippers I've ever seen in the strip club, nude or not. It was refreshing to be able to actually carry on a conversation with a stripper and not have the speech barrier come into play. She noticed the VIP bracelet and asked if I wanted to go have fun. Hell yah, of course I did. So we headed off to the VIP. I was a little worried cause sometimes the really hots chicks aren't into the wandering hands that some of the other strippers are. We got back there and settled in. She stood up and stuck her ass right in my face and asked me if I minded helping her take her panties off? OMG what a nice move! Not that big a deal right? But it was fucking awesome to peel those panties off her fine ass instead her just dropping them and dancing. I was moving tentatively caressing her back when she grabbed my hands and put them on her tits, giving me the green light. I was hard as a rock and her grinding was awesome. I got brave and went to down to pet the kitty. She was one hot little number. She was riding me and moaning and acting like she was coming. I don't believe for a minute that anything was I doing was making her come but I appreciated the performance. I had three dances and I asked if we could take a little break. I thought I was going to kablooey in my pants. She said she drives up from San Antonio to Austin to work at the club and was there for the rest of the night. I was her first dance of the night and started telling me how horny she already was. She said she has a little vibrator she used driving home to keep herself awake. OMG this woman was hot and put on a performance. We started at it for another couple of dances when they called her name as being next on the main stage which sucked. I would've spent all my money and gone back for more with her. She said she would come find me again after her stage rotation. I went back out and all the other pervs in the audience saw how hot she was and her time on the stage got many admirers. I figured it would take her half an hour to do the 3 stage rotation and would have every guy in the place seeking her out. So I decided to bail. The evening went from horrible and depressing to absolutely amazing.