If you havent figured it out...not a strip club

This place is really what every guy dreams of. I was here twice last year. First time was around late May/Early June, and the other time was in late November. I'd advise going when it's nicer-ish out as there is an outside area that it was not quite warm enough to enjoy too much :( Anyway, this place is very strip-club ish with poles and very wide open but that's kinda of where the similarities stop. None of the girls are stripping because they are usually already naked (or wearing so little they might as well be), and walking around, lounging, etc. So yes, it's a brothel. When I first heard of FKKs I really couldn't believe it and it in part inspired my first trip over the pond. In November, I flew to the Frankfurt area just to go here two out of the three days. The girls are nice, there are "sharks" though, no pun intended, like other places, and some have higher value than others.

You can spend all day here, and they have food and TVs to keep you occupied. The only negative for me (being non German speaking) was that watching TV was pretty boring (as it was all in German), and repeatedly showed soccer which I eventually got tired of. You are not allowed to take your phone out into the area, though I have seen one person do it just to surf. You have to go back to the locker room to play on your phone unfortunately. I would see people reading a news paper (again all in German), or just talking to the girls. Since I was there by myself (and you can be there all day mind you), it got kinda boring in-between sessions waiting for my body to reload. Later on in the evening there tends to be more women, and unfortunately more men, so it does get somewhat packed.

On each visit I probably spent somewhere around 300 US or so, it helps to come on a day where entrance fee is reduced which I did once. No where else has my dollar gone further, and felt to have been spent better, than at this FKK. Supposedly they have shows here but I was never around quite late enough to see it. Being there from around 2pm ish all the way until 10 or 11 eventually takes a bunch out of you, literally and figuratively.