First in Line

I was in Orange County on business with some friends, and we decided we wanted to hit a strip club,and this was the nearest one. We all comb in the car, and as has been stated before, the parking lot was a nightmare to navigate.There was no taking to be found, so we parked in a neighborhood nearby. The first thing you notice on the walk to the club is the streetwalkers waiting on frisky customers who didn’t get their fill.

When you enter the club and pay your $20, you are greeted by a darkly lit club with many women wandering, and many patrons on this night. We settled into the very back and scopes out the room - a lot of 6s and 7s wandering around - many of them with bolt one or some pudge. It has been a few strip clubs ago, and I don’t remember names, but there was one particular white girl that caught my eye and was great at flirting. When she went on stage, she told me to come up and smack her ass with dollars, so I obliged. She spent the whole dance shaking her ass and lying in front of me on the table, and I covered her in all the dollars I had. When she came off stage and found me, it was a three for thirty, so I took her to the back. When we went back, I found out she was actually 40, which took her from a 6 to an 8, as I thought she was in her late 20’s her dance was very sensual and paid plenty of attention where needed, and the three songs flew by. I paid my money to the man collecting when I was done, and they give you a hat that allows you to get in free from then on. That was a first. The rest of the night I didn’t see anything I really wanted, and the mileage was not what I wanted from a strip club in orange county.

There was one plump chick who kept walking around offering OTC action, but wasn’t my cup of tea. All in all, this is a great club for fun, low hassle on the drinks and dances, but definitely a low mileage style. YMMV. Have not repeated, with the likes of Paradise and Tropical Lei around. Walked past the streetwalkers one more time (how many ko’s Must a man say in one night), and headed out with a good memory but not exactly what we thought this area might provide. Those reviews to come.