Ahhh, the power of advertising. ...

Ahhh, the power of advertising. Apparently, this club has new owners and they are advertising quite a lot on the radio. I spent most of the day in my car seeing customers around the industrial triangle of Kalamazoo, Lansing, and Jackson and heard radio spots for this place all day long. So, never one to pass up the opportunity to visit a new club, I decided to try and find this place on my way home. Big mistake! Perhaps, one of the worst clubs I have been in.

The place is hard to find, the building is a dump, and I think the parking lot was unpaved, (it was dark and snow covered - can't they afford snow plows? - so it was hard to tell).

Once inside, the place was a real dive - typical redneck country bar. I don't understand strip clubs that have pool tables and videogames. They had Golden Tee....why?? - this is supposed to be a fucking strip club. Sometimes, at these dives, the girls try harder...but not here. It seems the dancers just want to hang out and drink with the regulars. For the most part, the dancers are not very attractive - the type of girls that can't get work at other clubs. There was one attractive dancer working when I first arrived, but she left shortly thereafter. After she left, I didn't see the point of staying. One dancer did sit at my table for a few minutes, but as soon she saw a regular walk in the door, she sprung from the chair and I never saw her again. How rude!