Put a Fork In It

When you start out with "back in the day" you know you have been doing this along time. Flew into STL on Tuesday and headed over to WP for a tour of nudity. I was thinking Ms Kitty's because I always had fun "back in the day" then remembered it was $2 Tuesday at Hustler. As I hit the stop light to turn left for Kitty's or right for Hustler I looked into the Kitty's lot and there were 4 cars. Figuring one bartender/bouncer at best it would have 3 dancers and I did not want to be the only one in the club. Made the right hand turn to Hustler (review posted) After about 2 hours I thought I might head over to Kitty's for an end of day release before heading back to STL. Only 3 cars still in the lot I figured what the hell. Parked and was greeted by dancer heading home for the day missing several teeth and looking a little rough. Walked into the club. Two bartenders on their phones no dancers in site. I turned around and hit the road. This has been the case the last several times I have been in town. Can't image how they stay in business