It was OK but not great
I usually try to avoid this place because quite frankly the owner/manager of this place is a narcissistic, misogynist asshole that treats his women like slaves. I used to date a stripper and she worked for this place and she did not last very long because she could not stand Greg. Greg literally has a scale on the side of the bar (sometime when you are in there take a look a the edge of the east side of the bar, the side next to the private dance area and you will see a bathroom scale). He weighs the dancers when then come in for their shift and if they gain weight he starts dehumanizing them telling them that they are fat pigs and he puts them on a diet. He refuses to allow the dancers to drink sodas and only allows them to drink water. If you ever wondered why at this club when you pay for the dances you have to give the money directly to the bartender/owner/manager (Greg) and not directly to the girl it is because he has a trouble with the women not wanting to stay their entire shift because he is such an asshole. He keeps the money until the end of the shift so he can force them to work for him. He dehumanizes the girls and tells them that they are worthless and that they need to stay with him because this is all they can do and that no other club will take them. Greg is a real piece of shit!
It was a Sunday night. As we all know, Sundays are not the best night for strip clubs. Most of the good looking ladies do not show up on Sunday night because there is not as much money to be made and the clubs sometimes close early. My choices were limited. I drove by GAB and there were not very many cars parked in front of it so it looked dead. I am also not a fan of the computer system that GAB has installed which tracks their customers. I can tell you from my years dating a stripper that strip club owners are a ruthless group of people that will go to any length to make money. I do not know the current owner of GAB but I know from my dealings with them in general. If sometime he would get angry with you for some trivial reason he might share his customer list with the media (can I say our president and Stormy Daniels???). I do not like this system. I decided to go back to Eve's Tease to see if Greg was still there and if it has changed. Greg was there and I saw the bathroom scale so it appears that it is still the shitty place that it always has been.
I arrived at about 1 am. The place maybe had 2 customers. I was immediately greeted by Bonnie. Bonnie has been at this place for many years as I remember seeing her like over 5 years ago and she was there when my ex worked here. My ex told me stories about how her and Greg were dating each other for a while and it was causing troubles with the other dancers because they felt he was favoring her. At one time she was my favorite but time has definitely taken its toll on her. She has definitely aged and she is now overweight. She used to be a thin person but now age has packed a few pounds on her. She was high as a kite when she talked to me as she had slurred speech and could hardly talk. I think her time has past and that she should hang up her dancer boots. She now has a couple hundred thousand miles on her and her tires are nearly bald so it is time for the club to trade her in for a new model. I passed on a dance from her. Probably the first time I have been to that place in a long time and passed on her dance. Bonnie would make an excellent house mom though, she should probably consider that.
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