First time to Monroe's

I pulled into the lot and parked right in front of the door. The guy outside said these spots are for valet parking only and I had to relocate one row of spaces away. But it was free, and there were guys watching the lot. Nice and clean on the outside, well lit. I paid the $10 cover and went inside.

It all seemed swanky and newish inside -- very nice club. I was met immediately by a manager-type guy and escorted to a seat. He explained prices briefly -- Dances are $25 and the VIP room is $500/HH. Pretty steep for VIP. The place is mostly empty, but there's a dozen girls or so, all look pretty good. There's a mix of races, but mostly white. The waitress is over promptly and I order a Guinness, for about $8. The waitress is nice looking with big tits -- I would buy a dance from her.

As soon as the waitress is gone, two hot chicks descend on me and push hard for the VIP. One says she's from Italy and sits right on my thigh (I start fondling her ass). The other, a blond, says she's from Cuba. Italy does the most talking and tells me how good the party will be in VIP. She confirms the price tag and gets the sense that I'm not VIP material tonight. They shift strategies and start talking up the lap dances. I've only been here 5 minutes and am not ready to rush to the dance rooms, but these girls are as beautiful as they are persistent. My resistance weakens when Italy take her tits out -- perfect, gravity defying C-cups. I look over to Cuba and she's got a nice pair too. So off we go for some two-at-a-time dances for $25@. They don't grind on me too much, but I get plenty of tits in my face-- no kissing them, though. They tug on my dick every now and then but not any stickshifting -- they're still upselling VIP and start talk about happy endings there. They are hot and their tits feel good in my hands. I pay them each $60 (they asked for a tip on top of the dance fees -- I'm such a sucker). And they're gone, as fast as they swooped in. Real pros.