Cubans! Cubans! Cubans!

So, I was in Orlando for business for one night and knew I had to make the most of it. I had read on here about how all the clubs in Orlando were a waste of time and that I should venture out to either Cocoa Beach or Tampa. Since, I did not have a rental car and no one wants to drive in unfamiliar territory after having a few drinks, I decided to Uber my way over to South Orange Blossom Trail which has 3 strip clubs within walking distance of each other. Based on reviews, my plan was to start at Stars and if I was feeling it, to walk on over to Le Palace. Of all the reviews I read, I felt the best chance to have non air dances and of the types of girls I prefer, these 2 were my best bets. If by chance both sucked, I was only going to be out about $50, the cost of a round trip Uber.

Arrived at Stars around 8 pm. Was charged $15.00 cover and went through a security post like at the airport. Immediately upon entering, my initial reaction was that I just wasted $15.00 to get in. No girls on stage and a few hanging around the bar that were definitely not my type.

I went to the bar, ordered a beer and checked the place out. Small, comfortable, clean, not too bad. Rectangular shaped stage with 2 poles set some ways away from the bar. Of course, the bartender was the best looking girl there at the time. A few minutes into my beer, a larger WOC comes over and starts talking to me (not my type. My type is thinner Spanish not too big an ass). Nice girl, just not my type, but she did lament to me that there were too many girls working tonight. I saw 3, including her, which I commented on. She said there were about 15 more in the dressing room. Apparently, I walked in during a shift change. Good for me, bad for her.