Another Thursday night, another stop at the Oak

The Oakford is the Oakford, whether they call it Scruples or not. The girls are average to a little bit better than average. Anyone that looks super hot usually comes crashing down to ok by the time they come around for a tip. A lot of them look like the hot chick in your office, like Jackie, which is kind of cool, but not if you are looking for super hot strippers. One looked like my neighbor's wife all done up, which was really cool, but then got a little creepy. Amazed Jasmine is still dancing. She's been there since the DJ was in the front corner. It's had to have been over 25 years. And she still looks more than decent. She hasn't taken the long, lonely ride down Route 1 to Sugar and Spice.

No cover. It has definitely gotten cheaper since they only do the one tip lap after their set. Couch dances are $25. I had one once. I know it's going to vary by dancer, but I won't go again. It was kind of creepy and I finally got downstairs. You go down the stairs into the cellar of this wicked old building. Definitely felt colonial.

They do have great selection of craft beers for around $6 or 7 a pint. You can usually find a Lagunitas or Troegs, the Troegs being Perpetual IPA. They have domestic bucket specials, but usually go for the Troegs.