Pretty Good for What's Available in MA

This was the first time I visited Mario's in 6 years. It's a bit out of the ways, but to a certain extent, it's location is one of it's advantages. Being in a small town like Webster, you don't have the additional anxiety that comes with going to the clubs in the more questionable areas of Worcester or Providence. But the real lack of quality clubs in the Metrowest area of Boston really limits your choices. With that said, my previous experience at Mario's was enjoyable and wanted to see what was up.

So I stopped in on afternoon after work, around 5:30. The parking lot seemed full, so I expected it to be hopping inside (especially on a Friday night after work), but to my surprise, it was relatively quiet inside, aside from a few guys sitting at the bar. As far as layout, it doesn't seem to have changed in the six years since my last foray. The large U-Shaped stage dominates the view to your left when you first enter, awash in pink lighting. Off to your right as you enter is the bar, the brightest lit area of the whole club. Further back is what I describe as the lounge, with soft plushy sofas and love chairs, and a small table sized stage with a pole. At the back of the lounge is the lone pool table, with the private rooms for the lap dances at the far end. There is a VIP room, though I didn't take the chance to partake.

Overall, the club was very clean. Then true sign of any clubs cleaniness is the quality of the housekeeping when it comes to their bathroom, and Mario's was very clean, so I had confidence I wasn't going to have the clap jump up from the urinal and infect my johnson.