The dirty bird, an excellent home base

Intro:

I've been coming to this club regularly almost 7 years now, and like any such establishment, it has changed throughout that time. It's always been a very friendly place, but it's Not a big-city type strip club. It's much more of a neighborhood bar that happens to be centered on lovely girls taking their clothes off and having fun.

The downside is- you'll smell like smoke for days, the food and drink are of Poor quality at best, and the facilities are only nominally better than in Tijuana.

The upside is- you can easily sit and drink alone and spectate for about $20 an hour in tips, and if you buy a girl a drink (same price as yours, and she'll drink you under the table) she'll happily sit with you and chat happily.