As Advertised, But Dancer Selection a Bit Underwhelming

I was on vacation in the Tampa Bay Area, and a visit to the world famous Mons Venus was on my itinerary. I arrived at the club around 9:30 on a Thursday evening. Both the building and the parking lot were really small for a club that is so well known. In fact, this is actually the smallest strip club I’ve ever been to in terms of building size. There were plenty of parking spaces available upon arrival.

Once I entered the club, I was greeted by the woman at the door. I paid the $20 cover charge and proceeded into the main area of the club. There were maybe 4 other customers in the club besides myself. There were 2 dancers on stage. One was a petite little brunette with some tattoos (mostly on her legs, but not too distracting) who was already nude. The other was a petite little blonde Latina that had not removed an article of clothing yet. The stage was shaped like an octagon with a pole in the middle. I found both girls to be quite attractive, so I decided to grab a seat along the stage to tip them while getting a really good close-up view of their assets. Shortly after taking a seat, the door girl approached and asked if I’d like anything to drink. I ordered a bottled water, which was $3.

After about 5 minutes of watching the stage, I was approached by a dancer. She was a blonde who looked like she had a few too many face surgeries done. The best way to describe her was she looked like a life-sized Barbie doll. She also had a really annoying voice. To her credit, she made some small talk before asking for a dance. I politely declined her offer as I told her I just got there.