London calling!

So Kittens is my usual spot, but tonight I decided to try a new place, and hit up the Vu in downtown Seattle. I had low expectations based on past reviews, but a Yelp coupon meant just $12 entry, so I figured why not. Friendly bouncers were a nice plus. I arrived around 10 PM, and for a Wednesday it felt packed, with about 20+ PLs. I'm used to Kittens being quite empty around the same time on weekdays.

Now there didn't seem like more than 10 dancers at that time, so big difference was the sparse traffic that came by to chat and ask for private dances. No matter, I got some water for a $2 tip to the waitress, and settled to enjoy the show. ...which was alright. Dancers were 5-7s, mostly white with a couple of AAs, and a good range between thin and thick. As there were more PLs by the rails, there was more tipping on stage and corresponding rowdiness than I'm used to at Kittens, which was a good change of pace.

3-4 ladies came by, but they weren't my type, so I thanked them for their visit. Then, something strange happened. I'm usually indifferent to the thudding hip-hop that strip club DJs typically play, but this time, Muse came on! Legit one of my all-time favorite bands. And the song was Starlight. And then London stepped on the stage. And I melted. She's white, with perky B/Cs, a little meat on her bones, and just a hint of blue in her otherwise platinum blond hair. With a cute face, she ticked almost every box of mine, and for the first time, I was truly enjoying the dance. The stage dances were two song sets, and the second song was Madness, and I couldn't stop smiling. I mean, it's no live Muse concert, but a damn close second. She took everything off, and flew around the poles. I stood up and threw some cash on the stage for the first time in the evening, and wished the song wouldn't end.