Exactly as Advertised

I stayed across the street as I was in town for business. I usually try to stay close to the clubs if possible if only in case I am drunk it is only a short walk instead of a long drive and a possible DUI. This was the 2nd stop of the night, the first being Gold Club. I had 4-5 drinks by the time I left Gold Club, parked at my hotel, and walked over to Mons. It had been a lifetime since I had been at Mons, I usually found 2001 to be the better place and I enjoyed the privacy that 2001 seemed to offer. Mons though is exactly like I remembered, house mom takes my $20 and stamps my hand. 4-6 dancers on stage in various stage of undress. Lots of upclose personal action, lots of friendly smiles. Many of the girls seem to enjoy working here compared to many other strip clubs. I don't know what it is but they definitely seem happier and perky.

The "Wanna Dance" routine is still full effect, you stand around for less than a minute and some dancer will ask you. They dance along the walls in full view which means that everything you do and everything the girl does is plain site. Do NOT expect extras in the club or honestly even outside the club. Most of the girls are going home with bank. They don't need our "extras" money. There are no thick girls. There are no fatties. There are big boobed, skinny girls.

I left and came back in later (after 2:30) and the place was still rocking like nobodies business. I asked a girl what time she gets off, she told me 5 am as she just came in at 11:00! I can't imagine there still being customers, but there I was stumbling out around 3:30 and the place was still going on a Friday.