Men's Club of Houston
3303 Sage Rd Houston, TX 77056

First visit to this club

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Johnnyfrit
Apr 16, 2018, 1:57 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Read all the reviews so thought I'd give it the nod. Went with my wife after an evening wedding on a Saturday night, so we were kinda dressed up. The club is very nice, nice part of town. The inside is very nice, reminded us of Spearmint Rhino in LV. Smoke free, either by choice or city regs, don't know but it was welcomed not to smell like an ash tray the next morning. Weren't surprised by the $15 entry fee pp. So, moving on.... there seemed to be as many cocktail waitresses as there were dancers around. Now, in some clubs, this can be deceiving on first glance; some or several may be "occupied" in VIP areas...but here I'm pretty sure that wasn't the case. I don't like grading girls, but for want of a better description for y'all...none were below a 7, but maybe only one or two 10's. BTW, what's with all the really tall girls?? I know they wear humongous heels, but they're still tall. My wife is 5'2" and it's hard to find a girl of somewhat compatible size to "dance" with.

Anyway, here's my main rub. Our understanding after a vague description from a suit, and one of the dancers in broken English, is that there are three main areas. One is the "main" area, where your $15 admits you; then there are two other VIP areas that were also openish...no real privacy that I could see. The admittance to those was up in triple digits, and with no privacy...no, no. Then there's the dances... $20 per song in the couched area...a room with a long couch around the three sides. It was okay if you don't mind a mild dance open to anyone hanging round. We're not bashful, so this was....well, okay. We asked about the VIP and...as we understand...both VIP areas were bottle service only for admittance...$350 for the bottle...plus triple digits for your dancer. Don't know for how long that it, but not on our agenda that evening. It's too bad their "business model" doesn't include intermediate options, like, say, Palamino's in LV, where you can get per dance, per 15 minutes private, 30 minute private, or longer if desired. Take your pick. Here it's a dance or ....wow...big bucks VIP. Maybe it works for them, since they do have a really nice place. Just not my cup 'o tea.

BTW we did have a very nice dance from an attractive girl named Miley. She was very cute, great figure and very sexy...weaved a very nice fantasy.

:If in Houston, might revisit, but will cull through other reviews for VIP options, etc. Have fun.

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