The scale on this club should...

The scale on this club should start rising quickly very soon. Read on....... I arrived at "The Pony", not Pony's, at 2:30PM, Tuesday, June 6, 2006. Upon entering the club, I paid a $5 cover, which included a ticket for free lunch buffet and a colored paper bracelet for the arm. The daytime cover used to be $3, but now it's up to $5 but still a bargain with a free lunch, so don't eat before going in the afternoons. The restrooms (very clean) and bar are located on your immediate left as you enter the club. Straight ahead is a raised platform with guardrails which is the dinning area consisting of 4 tables coverned with white linen tablecloths and easy chairs. Very nice set up, but you can also choose to eat anywhere else in the club. The main stage is to the right side and is a runway type stage, raised about 3 feet, and has larger stages on both ends with brass poles. In the center of the stage is a hanging rotating mirrored ball. On each side of the stage is a Harley brand motorcycle for decor (not for sale). Take a close look at the cycle on the right side, because it's contoured from a female body!! Sharp!! The club is scattered with new cushioned easy chairs and tables. A raised DJ booth is located on the right side of the stage, and he plays a lot of booty type music. There are 3 big screen TVs (2 located at the end of the main stage against the right wall. There are also about a dozen 25" TVs scattered about the club (8 of them hanging above the bar). If you're a TV sports nut, this is HEAVEN!!! This is a classy club, but the girls aren't uptight about showing you a good time. I later found out from management that they were intalling new carpet and other club amenities. They aren't holding back the "bucks" to make this club a success. I took a seat to the left of the main stage and ordered a $4 long-neck which was delivered quickly. There were about 8 other patrons inside the club and about 6 dancers, ranging from 6 to 9 in rating. I was told that the club is considered a nude club as the dancer's have a choice of going topless or nude on stage, however none of the dancers opted for nude while I was there. A few probably go nude during the evening with a bigger crowd. A very tight bodied sharp looking black dancer named Mia (8) came to my table and sat beside me after about 10 minutes being in the club. She immediate checked me for weapons...... uh..... I mean "personal weapon" and found it immediately. Using her hand appropriately, she found it to be LOADED and COCKED!!! Don't you love it when you get gropped for a change instead of the dancers??? GOTTA LOVE IT!! Anyway, with my interest rising sharply, we discussed LDs and the areas where they are performed. There are two VIP areas in the club. One is to the right side of the stage against the right wall and is enclosed by glass partitions from the club with very little privacy. The LDs in this area cost $20. The more secluded VIP area is to the left of the stage, behind a huge red curtain. Inside are sectional booths (about 10 of them), open in the front, housing a couch and table. LDs in that area are $30, but get pretty good privacy! I opted for one $30 LD with Mia and got exceptional grindage and great two way contact! We went back to the table for a break. I opted for another LD in the less private area for $20 with Mia. Same grindage and two way contact, but the shirt came out of the trousers and so forth and so forth... We again returned to the table for another break. I then asked Mia about a 2-4-1 in the $30 area and she readily agreed. I also told her that if the dances were even better, I'd give her the full LD rate for both dances. Just as soon as the first song started, I knew she REALLY wanted the $60 instead of $50, (don't ya just love that movie "Free Willy")!! I knew the second song was going to be a mandated thing with me and Mia, and it was just as HHHOOOTTT as the first song!! I very highly recommend Mia for an afternoon's worth of entertainment and I guarantee you that you will not regret one moment of it. Plenty of extras without asking. Mia works days (11AM to 7PM) Monday through Friday. The club also has a jacquzee off the main floor to the far right side of the stage, but I didn't inquiry on prices. This club is going to give Platinum Plus a good run for their money, once the word gets out. Highly recommend a stop at The Pony while visiting or living in the Memphis area. This club may turn out to be my favorite of all in Memphis. I ended up spending about $150 for everything, LDs, tips, drinks, etc, and really got my money's worth. I departed the club at 4:10PM, after spending almost 2 glorious hours inside.

ADDITIONAL INFO:

Club Name: The Pony...... not Pony's